Happy Birthday to Mommy......

I was up at 2:45am with the worst chest/abdominal pain in the entire world! I vomitted thinking that would help, I ate thinking that would help! I took Mylanta thinking that would help, I did all of this with NO RELIEF! It did not stop until 7:45 am this morning! Most of you know I just got back to work from my tonsillectomy on MONDAY. I hated to call my boss crying this morning saying I wasn't able to make it in! This is all going to be leave with out pay now and I just can't hardly take it. SO I get in to see the dr. and tests me for H. Pylori (had that in May remember?) and it is positive! So he writes a prescription and sends me to get an ultrasound of my abdomen! Much to my regret there are millions and millions of tiny little GALL STONES in my GALL BLADDER that is causing me to have severe pain on top of my H. Pylori (AKA ULCERS in my esophagus and stomach lining) UGHHH This must be my year for surgeries...The MRI specialist said she couldn't (or shouldn't tell me about the gallstones) and that my dr. would call me tomorrow...just great. I wonder when they will schedule the surgery...SHHEEESH this is a great BDAy...oh and on top of that my License expired today (I noticed that when I was filling out paper work for the MRI) GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT huh? Please someone tell me a joke so I can laugh...